I have a question which has plagued mankind for years….
simply put…..Rocky, what is life.
magazine. Oh and by da’ way…ya can’t
mankind anymore…it ain’t politically correct.
Y’ gotta say person
kind….you know like chairperson…or uh,
when you go to get your nails done you get a person-a-cure…
..so dere’” Rocky.
How do you stop an angry bull from charging?
Rocky: “Take away his
credit cards…and quickly too!”
Can you tell me what sport vampires like to play?
Rocky: “Bat mitton”…..(ahem)
It seems like you’re always blowing away the competition.
Why just last week, two more of your competitors closed
their doors. Any comments, Mr. Rococo?
Rocky: “Well, as my old
friend Clarence Darrow once said:
“'I never killed anyone before, but I’ve
had a great deal of
pleasure from time to time reading the obituaries'”.
You’re a poet….a
cook…..a culinary genius! Please
Rocky, what IS the secret to your pizza?
Rocky: Ya start out with dough
and I don’t mean money,
Ya pick tomatoes that grow in the sun, where it’s
Ya put spice in yer sauce and ya cook it for days,
Ya buy the best mozzarella and let me tell ya it pays,
And when da’ pizza’s done, I think it’s
You can buy a whole pie or just a slice!
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